great news a cute black guy just told me that he’ll treat me right & i have no idea if he’s being serious but i don’t care because he’s cute & tall & has a great smile & beautiful skin
if you’re sad just remember
imagine them coming for you
tackling you
licking your face
covering you in their excited puppy wiggles
imagine how fluffy that’d be
(via tropicaljews)
If you take the skin off your chicken before you eat it you can go to hell
(via wakaflockaenchilada)